Hail to the NRA!

Waffen sind super. Pazifisten sind weichliche Kiffer. Wissen wir ja. Aber vor allem hat die Waffenlobby die lustigeren Vergleiche:

The U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services says there are 700,000 physicians in America. Accidental deaths per year, caused by physicians, is 120,000. Accidental deaths per physician equals 0.171.There are 80,000,000 gun owners in the U.S. Yes, that's 80 million. Accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. Accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188.Conclusion: Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Wer kann mit soviel Liebe vorgebrachte Argumente schon mit schnödem Menschenverstand belästigen? Um hier mal die grossen Savoy Grand zu zitieren:

arm the lonely | now that you have so much time | you can use it | for the good of mankind | how did this come to seem so reasonable | you can have me in a matter of moments